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Prank Newsletter 1


funnypracticaljokesWelcome to the very first installment of the Funny Practical Jokes newsletter.  We know it’s been a long time coming and we hope this edition doesn’t disappoint. This newsletter contains 1 prank from the twisted depths of our mind and 2 visitor submitted pranks.  Looking for ready-to-go pranks?  Check out PrankPlace.com
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salt-packet-surpriseSalt Packet Surprise! – A prank by Smidge Boyter

A coworker once left their car keys out on their desk while they went to the bathroom.  I grabbed the car keys, a roll of scotch tape, and headed to the parking lot after making a quick detour to the kitchen where I grabbed 2 sugar packets.  I opened my mark’s car door and promptly affixed the 2 sugar packets on top of the driver side car visor with the scotch tape.  I then placed the visor in its original horizontal position and tore the tops off the sugar packets.  The next week I received a phone call after my coworker had left for home.  I answered and heard, “Smidge, you son of a bitch”!  I asked what was wrong, and he said, “You know what’s wrong.  I’ve got 2 packets worth of sugar sitting in my lap and its getting crusty because I’m a little damp from sweating.”  He said he had to pull over because it scared him a little as a white sandy substance was shooting out from the roof of the car.  I’d recommend getting the passenger side to avoid any potential accidents!


HERE ARE SOME OF OUR VISITOR SUBMITTED PRANKS:

The Caramel Onion Apple

caramel-apple-prankOkay, first you need an apple and an onion. Make both like you would a caramel apple, not forgetting the peanuts. When they are both done, make sure you know which the onion is. Invite a friend over and treat them to a caramel “apple” making sure you take the apple and give them the onion. Perhaps ask them if they want to have a competition of who can finish their apple first or who can take the biggest bite. Watch your friend’s face after taking a bite! So Funny!   – Anonymous Submission

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The Itchy Clothes Prank

What you will need is a comb and some house insulation.  Take a comb and comb out some fibers of insulation that you will put into the victim’s laundry soap.  Wait for them to do their laundry and they will be itchy for days.  Enjoy! – DRS from Oklahoma

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