More Funny Pranks
2nd Page of Funny Pranks – Submitted by Visitors
Naughty Video Prank
This one friend of mine told me about a DVD porn he bought at an adult video store. A few days later I called him up and sounded all concerned, asking if he was watching the local news. He wasn’t, so I proceeded to tell him that they were doing a story about adult video stores and he was seen clear as day in the background, walking out of the store with a brown paper bag. He freaked right out, thinking of all the people who might have seen him; it was great!
- From Steve
Here is what you need: 1 dog bone about the length of a phone, spray paint same color as the phone, some phone buttons and glue. Here is what you do: first, shape the bone to look like the receiver and then spray paint it. Then you glue the buttons on in the correct order. Then you get the real receiver, unhook the cord and tape or glue it on the phoney bone. Then sit back and watch people swear at the phoney bone. When you let them in on the prank you and your victim should have a good laugh; if not, haul ass.
- From Richard Geiger
School Yard Laxitive Prank
Most schools have a coffee pot in the teachers’ lounge; simply slip a few laxatives into the pot and look forward to having a sub!
- From Cat
Shopping Cart Funny Prank
This is pretty juvenile, but good. Find an old lady or whoever at Wal-mart. Get something that would be embarrassing or silly for them to be found with. Pick it up put it in their cart when they are not looking. I’ve done this and it’s a real hoot.
A few ideas -
Rubbers or spermicidal foam in an old ladies cart or adult diapers in a 20 year old guys cart seem to work especially well.
- From Jim
When the victims is asleep, or not in their room take a small jar full of medicine, like aspirin, but make your own label. On the label print something that would be embarrassing to your victim (eg, anti-gay pills, mental pills). Put the jar of pills next to their bed and in the morning accuse them of being gay or mental.
- From Bronwyn, Anywhere USA
Camp Pranks by Mischievous Girls
We went to a camp that had one section for boys and the other for girls … well one night we stayed up real late and snuck over to the guys bunk and we decorated them as they slept with lipstick, toothpaste, markers and then we put Vaseline between their toes to make them subconsciously wriggle all night.
We also rigged booby traps by putting webs over each bunk and when they hit the strings, down would come talcum powder, mud, pancake syrup, or other stuff which we put in big paper cups.
More funny camp pranks.
- From Elaine in Pennsylvania
Earth Worm Prank
Ok, this guy was giving me a hard time at school so I had to come up with a prank that is funny and anonymous so what I did was got some earth worms and took them to school. I put some in his locker and in 1 in his sandwich he ate it without suspecting a thing. I call this sweet revenge.
- From Hot Blonde
Tractor Trailer Suprise Prank
For this funny prank you don’t need much. When you’re driving on the highway and your passenger is out cold sleeping, find a big tow truck towing a tractor trailer and drive up behind it. As you approach the trailer, speed up until you get a few feet from the truck, brake hard, then slowly accelerate (only if NOBODY is behind you) and start yelling and screaming frantically). Your passenger will awaken to see a tractor trailer facing them and they will flip out.
- From TJ in London, Ontario
The Phantom Crapper
This “funny prank” works best in a house with more than one bathroom. Just work up a real nasty crap by using whatever Mexican food or laxatives you can get your hands on. Go into your roommate’s bathroom and dispose of your crap without flushing or wiping. Then waddle your way to your own bathroom and wipe off, etc. Now, go back to your roommate’s bathroom and write “THE PHANTOM CRAPPER STRIKES AGAIN!!!” on toilet paper or their mirror. Works especially well if they are out of town for the weekend and come back to such a stench.
- From Scott in Metairie, LA
Broke Your Key Prank
At our daycare center, the kids were washing the staffs’ cars. One of the other coworkers took another group of kids to the store. While he was gone we moved his car up to wash it and to play our funny prank. I went to our “junk keys” we use for crafts and found a match GM ignition key and snapped it in half with pliers. We took off our co workers key and replaced it with the broken one. Just before quitting time we told him about the accidental mishap of his key breaking in the ignition.
He was in disbelief. But we reassured him we already called the key people and they were on their way. Then the two of us had an argument about who had to stay and wait for the repair man and questioning each other about if the other one had money to pay for it. Then we turned to our coworker and asked if he had any money. He got his money and was counting it saying yes he should have enough.
BEFORE his breaking point and at quitting time, we let him in on the prank. WE GOT HIM!!!!!! Relief and laughter overcame him. Now we watch our backs!!!!!
- From Sheila
Crapper Snapper Prank
This prank is sooooo funny I actually pulled it today. Go out to the store and buy those things that
you throw on the ground and pop. So what you do is carefully put them under the toilet so people
cant see them and it looks like nothing is there. When they sit down to take a sh*t it pops…Gets
em every time..
Alternatively you could use the Exploding Toilet Prank.
- From Kelly
Classic Peanut Butter on the Nose Prank
You will need something ticklish like a feather and peanut butter or whipped cream for this prank.
If a friend is sleeping over or just sleeping walk over quietly with the feather and the peanut butter or whipped cream and put the peanut butter or whipped cream gently on either of their hands or just both.
Then gently tickle the friend or relative’s nose with a feather back and fourth (but make them wake up!!).
Eventually they will use their hand to scratch or touch their nose!
So the peanut butter or whipped cream will be all over them. It works like a charm every time!
- Dillon from Wisconsin
Oh My God! This prank is Hilarious!!! If you have a friend who knows very little about computers then this is the prank for you!
You see last night my friend wanted me to check out his computer because he had a problem with his AOL and try to fix it for him. I said ok and went about my business while he was watching TV. Knowing more about computers than he I changed the screen saver on his computer so you can type a message and it will go across his screen when he isn’t touching the computer for a minute. Well you can see where it’s going from here. The message read this:
To Our Valued Windows 98 Customers;
We regret to inform you that Windows 98 has a very serious bug that will blow up your computer in 30 seconds. It is advisable for you to vacate the premise as soon as possible or risk being killed.
You could imagine how quickly he got out of his chair and out the door. I went out to ask him what was wrong and he told me that his computer was going to blow up. I asked him if it was 30 seconds that he’d been outside. He wondered why and I explained it to him that I rigged it. It is so funny watching a 375 lb fat man run!
- From Tina in NY
Revenge Funny Prank
Okay- here’s one for revenge. It would be best to do this somewhere where the person you are pranking cannot get another pair of clothes-like camping for example. What you do is get a container of
Bleach and put a bunch of hair in it and leave it there over night. Next morning, drain it and chop the hair real fine… and it becomes itching powder!!! Put it all over the other person’s clothes!!!! hah!!!!!
- From Amber B. in Vancouver, WA
Frozen Bra Funny Prank
This one is good if someone’s coming over to your house for a sleepover or something. When she’s asleep or taking a shower you take their bra and freeze it. When they wake up in the morning they have a cool surprise. (Make sure you get it wet first) my friend tried it on me and it didn’t really do much damage because she forgot to wet it.
- From Ashley
Bathroom Video Prank
For this funny prank have some friends over watching movies or whatever. When someone goes to the bathroom, switch on a pre-recorded video of the bathroom. When everyone hears the flush, signal everyone to start laughing really loud. When your buddy comes out he’ll think that you guys were watching him in the bathroom! hahahaaha!!
- From David
Don’t Do This At Home
One funny prank you can pull if you’re electrically savvy is do a little creative “rewiring” on a person’s car… nothing dangerous, here, just wire the low beam position of the headlights to their car horn.
If done properly, any time their using the low beams, the horn will instantly be honking.
When they have the high beams on, others are going to think they’re a-holes.
An alternative method to this joke would be to wire the brake lights to the horn… any time they step on the brakes, the horn will go.
- From Ted
Don’t Do This One Either
This prank involves ordering a ton of top soil or gravel to someone you don’t like such as the class geek.
Ask the delivery man on the phone to “dump it all on the pavement in front of their house”.
After the soil or gravel has been delivered he will go to the person’s house and ask for the bill.
The beauty of this prank is that they have to pay for a ton of soil they don’t want.
They can’t do anything with the soil and until they move the soil they can’t move their car off the front porch, which means they can’t go to work which may lead to them loosing their job.
Yes, by doing this you could effectively ruin someone’s life but that’s why you only do it to someone you really dislike or someone who is really weaker that you so if they start you can kick their ass easily.
Seriously, don’t do this prank.
- From Craig K.
Funny Mobile Phone Prank
Change your name in one of your friend’s mobile phone to someone like their boyfriend/girlfriend/crush or mum. Then ring them while sitting next to them. The person’s name will come up on the screen. Don’t say anything and hang up after a few seconds. Do it quite a few times. Then either own up and watch their face or don’t tell them but change your name back secretly and do it again next time your with them. If you don’t own up it’ll be hilarious as well to watch the person’s whose name you used denying they didn’t keep prank calling your friend!!!!!
- From Katie
Simple Funny Prank
This is a very simple funny prank.
Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
- From J
Funny Pranks to Play on Neighbors
1) This works if your neighbor takes his trash out the night before or in the early morning so that he will have a chance to see the change as he leaves for work. Simply move the trash to the opposite of the driveway so that he keeps wondering if he is loosing his mind (I could have sworn I put it over there!) Sort of like the movie Gaslight.
2) Plant corn in their flowerbed.
3) Spray liquid fertilizer in his yard that spells “shit”. The grass will grow a dark green shit for him.
4) Take your left over pancakes and place them in a neat stack in the middle of his driveway
5) Submit their names on offers for “more information” and list their kid’s names like a law firm so that they start receiving mail. Or submit requests and use their baby’s name so they wonder why their newborn is getting information on tools, etc. Also submit their name but change it to reflect a different nationality, i.e. Carl Banks becomes Carlos Bandera.
- Funny Pranks Submitted by the Infamous Art Vandelay
Get Your Friends Wet Funny Prank
My cousin and I played this prank on my sister: Get a glass cup and a broom and a chair. Fill the cup to the rim with some sort of liquid. Stand on the chair and hold the cup to the ceiling. MAKE SURE THE RIM TOUCHES THE CEILING! ! !
Tell the victim that you are doing an experiment in school, and need their help. Tell them to hold the broom so the handle is pushed up against the bottom of the cup. Then grab the chair and run! ! !
- From Kit
The Shitty Dollar Funny Prank
Leave a real or fake dollar in a public place with dog shit on one side. Stand back and enjoy! A nice extra touch to this is to write (by the way that’s human shit) on the concrete with chalk under the shitty dollar.
- From Chase
Camp Funny Prank
This is for all the camping people out there. Okay if ya’ll go camping with alot of friends this practical
joke is totally for you!! Get some bright red lipstick and put it on somebody’s lips. Then put lip marks
all over someone else’s face that is of the same sex and sort of smear some lipstick on their lips. Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
More funny camp pranks.
- From Nikki P.
The Fake Poop Funny Prank
This funny prank is very simple and I thought of it after my sister wrapped our toilet seat with saran wrap (My friend pissed all over the seat – See Saran Wrap Prank). All it takes is some peanut butter and chocolate syrup. Take about two spoonfuls of peanut butter and put them into a bowl then pour chocolate syrup in. Place your potential poop mixture into the microwave for thirty seconds. Remove the mixture and mix it with a spoon then take it into your hands and squeeze it into the shape of your pride crap.
Now, wrap it in paper towel and squeeze the oil out of your soon to be funny prank, this will take about three paper towels to make it look right. After that, set the fake poop on the edge of your toilet seat so it looks like you were sitting back too far and your turd got stuck to the seat.
An extra idea is when your sister or roommate realizes what is on the seat run in and apologize, picking it up and saying, “What, it isn’t that big of a deal”. My friend even ripped a piece off, ate it, and exclaimed, “Your crap tastes better than mine.”
For counselors working at camp or people working in an office make about three and take them with you in a bag. Your mixture is fair game for anywhere and it even becomes more realistic if you take a piece of the end and drop it into the water or add some toilet paper.
- From Adam
Another Fake Poop Prank
Ok… I did this funny prank a couple of weeks ago and I had an amazing affect….
First of all u need a lump of clay (must be related to shit color, which includes greenish and yellow) and carrot and or corn…
Mix the clay with some water just to the consistency so that you can mix it. Add the corn and or carrot and mold into a shape of a REALLY long skinny turd that is bendy to fit the toilet. Let it set and bring it to a friend’s house or to school and put it in the bottom of the toilet….
THIS DOES NOT FLUSH! The clay un-hardens after a while of being in the toilet, but it lasts a pretty long time:D HAVE FUN!
- From Dangel
Embarrassing Paper in the Photocopier Prank
I used this funny prank a few times to exact my revenge on the only section of my company that has a copy machine. They insist that anyone who uses it, even for office use, must bring their own paper.
To prepare for this prank you will need some type of embarrassing page size photo (such as a large picture of un-clothed body parts from the net or a piece of poop).
When the time comes to make some copies, simply ensure that you have at least enough blank sheets of paper to complete your copies, plus enough that hopefully the prank cannot be traced back to you.
Place your “special” piece of paper near the bottom of your stack or insert it into the midsection of any existing paper in the paper try facing a direction where the picture will not be visible when it first comes out of the copy machine. You may have to do a few test runs on your own copies to find out which direction this will need to be.
You will make your needed copies and the “special” gift will be left for an unsuspecting victim (the next bastard or two that uses the copier).
The best outcome actually happened for me once when someone copied a 30 page report, got a huge pin-up of an internet porn star about half way through the report, and turned it into his boss without ever checking more than the first few and last few pages.
The best part about this funny prank is that it can be done over and over again until you get caught and it is still funny every time!
Other Office Pranks
- From Cory V.
Icy Hot and Laxatives Combo Funny Prank
This practical joke works as a funny office prank or camp prank. You gotta have deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot, laxative chocolates and a few pair of old crappy shoes. This works best if there is one toilet. If not, put shoes on the floor inside each of the empty stalls and lock the stall from the inside. REMEMBER TO LEAVE ONE STALL UNLOCKED!! Take the deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot and squeeze ALOT of it around the toilet seat. Spread it evenly over the whole toilet seat. This will make the toilet seat look extremely white and clean. If you want more fun you can put the deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot on the handle and rub it until it isn’t easily recognizable.
The next bit is the hardest part of the prank. You gotta offer the laxative chocolates to ONE friend only. Give em a few to get the good ole stomach going. In about ten minutes they will be running to the toilet in desperation. They will see that the other toilets are occupied and will have to go to the one and only open toilet.
Here comes the best bit. As soon as they sit down they will feel the cream. If they stand up the cream will still be on there ass and thighs. But it’s too late because nothing can stop the flow of nature forcing them to stay in the stall. After about 5 minutes the deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot kicks in and their ass and thighs will be a burning. If they try to rub it off the ungodly flame will just be spread and rubbed in deeper. When they are finished all you will be hearing is complaining. This prank is some seriously funny shit.
deepheat/denco rub/Icy-Hot will burn absolutely crazy if put on groin and close 2 balls.
- From Ackmon
Fake Amnesia Prank
After March break I went back to school pretending that I had amnesia. I made up a story about falling off a horse and hitting my head on a tree. I said that I had an 89% memory loss and that I could only remember how to speak English, read and write.
I walked into my tech class with a piece of paper with all my courses on them and I asked friends of mine if I was in the right class. They gave me looks of confusion and disbelief when I told them my amnesia story. I went on asking where I sit in the class, asked them what kind of person I was, and many other fun questions.
I had the whole class believing I had amnesia and everyone was trying to remind me of my past. I asked, “So what do we do in this class?” and my friend replied, “Well its computer engineering…” I asked “What’s a computer?” They had their work cut out for them. They explained the Internet and they reminded me of all my favorite TV shows. They then started to get smart with me and they made up things like hover boards and World War III.
It was fun, I just wish I was more prepared so I could’ve carried the prank on for a long time.
- From Betty (Ontario Canada)
I’m Eating Your Goldfish Prank
Peel a strip off of a carrot and bite it into the shape of a goldfish (see where I’m going?). Go over to a friends aquarium and shout out “I’m so damn hungry!” and, with the carrot strip in hand, held between your thumb and pointer, scrape your pinky along the surface of the water, getting your friends attention, and go “I loooooooove seafood!” whilst dangling and waving the fish around, giving it a life-like look. Slap the carrot shaving
on your tongue and swallow it whole (or, for an added effect, chew rapidly). Gets my friends every time.
- From Ryan C.
Simple Laxative Chocolate Drops Prank
This prank is great when played on buddies who like to beg or ask for food to coworkers who like to eat from everybody, especially chocolate lovers. Buy some chocolate coated laxatives and exclaim to the person that it is a new type of chocolate candy and tell them it’s absolutely phenomenal and they should try it of course before you do.
Just make sure that you dispose of the package they came in discretely or they might find out that you are the source of their intestinal pain due to your funny prank.
- From Victoira O. (St. Pete, Florida)
Tuna Melt Surprise
I put an open can of tuna fish under the passenger seat of a guy’s car in high school. It took him a week to figure out where the smell was coming from.
- From Greg the “Ass Eater”
You take your friend out in the middle of the night and have them take a bag and some marshmallows with them. Make sure they do not have any light with them, tell them to sit and open their bag and surround the bag with the marshmallows or put a couple in the bag to lure the snipes. Then tell them that if they wait quietly you will flush a couple towards them and they should be able to catch a “snipe”. Then leave them there and head back to the camp and wait until they get back.
- From CowGirl in Twin Falls, Idaho
Midnight Band Practice Prank
Look this happened to me… or so my friends says… I was staying the night at my friend’s house and I fell asleep first (bad move) they decided to pull out the old trumpet from way back when and then get really close to my face and then blew the crap out of it. I remember waking up but I don’t remember the trumpet they said they did it to me twice and I don’t remember either one. So the next time I stayed the night we did it to one of my other friends and we recorded it this time on video and he laughed at the video and said that he doesn’t remember. Other things that work: Metal Cooking Pot /w Big Spoon, Firecrackers, bass guitar with large amp. Also, once, I crapped out a gerbil.
- From David in Washington
This is a great prank. When someone is tired or just can’t see well spread shaving cream all over their pillow. Make sure it is flat and can’t be seen with just a quick glance. When the person comes in and they lie down, they probably will realize what’s going on but if they don’t it will be all over them in the morning!
- From Natelie
If one of your friends pissed you off, when he is sleeping, get a razor and shave half of one of his eyebrows off. Expect retaliation.
- From My Man Mitch!
Hotel WAKE UP Prank
When staying at a hotel wait until most people are sleeping (or at least in for the night) and tie the door knobs of adjacent rooms together using pretty strong but narrow rope. Then using your fists bang on both doors as hard as you can and run back a few feet so you can not be seen. Sit back and watch as the angry victims have a tug-o-war. While at the same time are trapped in their rooms. It’s a good idea to put tape over the peep hole, so they can’t see you or the rope.
Leaving a few inches of slack in the line works best, that way when one door is closed the other can be open a few inches. Though not as funny as watching two victims, this can also be done at those hotels that have the door on a balcony. Just tie the other end to the railing.
- From some Anonymous Bastard
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