Funny Pranks – Submitted by Visitors

Honey on your Face Prank

While someone is asleep lightly drizzle honey or syrup on their face when they feel it they should smear it all over. Very sticky situation.

- From Scott N.

Gourmet Peanut Prank

Film yourself while sucking the chocolate from chocolate peanuts and spit every peanut in a bowl (if you don’t want your friend to really eat these nasty ass peanuts, just give him regular peanuts). Now give the bowl of peanuts to your friends, when they’ve eaten half the bowl, show them the video! They are gonna be so F***ing Pissed!

- From Maxim

Sand Hole Surprise

I used this prank on my brother when we were on holiday in Spain. When you are at the beach, pick a victim/friend that is lying down on a towel on sand. When they get up, for example go to the restroom or for a drink, remove the towel and dig a hole where the towel sits. Put the towel back in exactly the same place so they don’t suspect anything. When the victim lays back down on the towel, their ass will fall into the hole! The deeper the hole the better!

- From Bobby Bigsticks

Seriously Funny Prank

This is a hell of a Prank!!! Last April Fool’s Day I used this prank on our friend. I made up flyers on my computer that read:

GWM living with mommy looking for daddy. Prefer big black men, long walks on the beach, and being spanked. Call me anytime (cell phone # of friend).

I actually didn’t place them anywhere but I told my friend I did. About an hour later, he got a phone call from a guy named Leroy (a gay friend of ours). “Leroy” left a message saying that he saw his flyer in the men’s room at the 7-11 and that he wanted to meet him.

That was enough to send our friend over the edge. He was pissed. The best part was when he learned it was our friend that called him….whenever he saw “Leroy” at our house he would flirt with him, rub his leg, talk sweet and dirty to him. This went on for about a month. “Leroy was actually gay”. My victim of the joke was an idiot and didn’t believe me for the longest time.

- From Tracy B. in Wesley Chapel, FL

Rubber Band Bastard Prank

Find a Rubber band (not a really thin one or a fat one) twist up the rubber band (more the merrier) twist until it is a tight coil when you pull the 2 sides, and then find a victim with long hair (shaggy is good). Pull the rubber band apart while still being coiled and then release it in their hair, this will make their hair scrunch up and hurt a lot in the process of trying to pull the rubber band out.

- From David S. in Puyallup, WA

Insane Clown

If you are at a sleepover, grab some make-up and apply it like crazy. Make your face pale white, completely black, or other dark color. Add eye shadow to go on your eye-lid all the way to brow. Use bright red, black, or dark blue, lipstick and apply all over lips and beyond. Finally take RED blush and apply it in a perfect circle). You’ll look like an insane clown!

Shake a person WHILE SLEEPING with the light on and they’ll freak looking at your face! It is so funny! You’ll scare the crap out of your friend!

- From Kelly

Beer Balancing Prank

This is GREAT and works best in a crowded bar. Bet one of your friends that they can’t balance a glass of beer on the back of each hand (on a table of course). When the beers are balanced…simply walk out!!! Well worth the cost…truth is no guy would waste two good beers.

- From Brad H, Helltown USA

Prank Party!

One day get together with a couple of your friends for a sleep-over. Choose one friend before the party and tell everyone you’re going to pull a prank on them. Tell your friends to bring ANY prank stuff that they have. When your friend falls asleep, pull a series of pranks such as:

• Sleep-makeovers,
• face fart spray,
• gum in hair,
• and fingers in cold water.

When you run out of pranks, get a CD and put it in your CD player. Turn the volume all the way up. Tell one person to turn on the light when the music goes off. Tell 2 people to dance on the bed, tell some people to blow whistles and scream. Turn on the music and watch your friend go nuts.

- From Andrea P.

Garbage Can Cleaning

Okay, this is a funny prank. You take a garbage can and fill it about 3/4 way with water. You lean this up against a random house’s door. Knock on the door, run, and hide so you can see it from a distance. When the unsuspecting person opens the door the water will fall into their house flooding it. This is a really funny prank. But don’t get caught.

- From Dustin K.

Scare Tactic Prank

Ok, you got to have a skylight in your house. This is one of the great funny pranks to pull on your siblings and close friends. Sometime when they’re watching T.V. or busy, put on dark clothes and a ski mask and climb onto their roof. When they walk into the room with skylight make a loud noise and stare at them before quickly dodging out of the way and climbing off the roof. We got my brother to pee his pants and run outside yelling because of it. It’s a great prank to do on your friends!

- From BW in Eugene, OR

Sour Face Prank

I was over at my friend’s house and it was her 15 birthday and she was having like 9 girls sleepover. We had a lot of fun and her older brother is working in the Science Department and he decided since my friend Kayla (the birthday girl) LOVED sour stuff, he’d make the “Essence of Sour” and it was the sourest thing I have EVER tasted.

Well, me and my friend Brittney both got up to get in the middle of the night to get a cup of water. Brittany got this great idea we should prank all the girls that were sleeping. So, me being the girl to take on any dare, I saw the cup of EOS (Essence of Sour) and decided we should pour it all over the other girls’ toothbrushes!

Wow, were they surprised when they got up to brush their scaggle-teeth! This prank works great at home or at a friend’s house and you don’t have to use EOS. You can wet anyone’s toothbrush and let it soak on a black cherry warhead for like 2 minutes. Those things are pretty damn sour.

- From Leigh in New York

Great Gift Funny Prank

Over Christmas my best friend treated herself to Banana Republic. I asked her for the bag, noticing a great prank possibility. I remembered I forgot to buy a present for another friend who is totally obsessed with fashion. I picked out a super-ugly sweater with bears on it for him, wrapped it in tissue paper and stuck it in the Banana Republic bag. Imagine his joy and then disappointment when I give it to him!

- From Corrie M. in Greeley, CO

Easy and Highly Effective Funny Prank

Put hair removal cream in someone’s conditioner.

- From Stephy

Magical T.V. Remote Prank

For Christmas my mom got a new T.V. We had already had a T.V. that was the same brand, and I held on to the remote for this prank…

My little sisters were watching a video and I was in the other room with the old remote. I would alternately mute it, turn up the volume, change the channel, and turn off the power for about an hour. It was really funny watching the littlest one’s amazement at the T.V. “magically” turning itself off and then getting blamed for it.

This prank might even work on a neighbor who has the same kind of T.V. or even at school or work!

- From Corrie M in Greeley, CO

Habanero Pepper Surprise

1. Obtain a small hypodermic needle and syringe
2. Fill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce.
3. Inject extract or sauce into your roommate’s fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that’s edible.

This will make them “happy”. Additionally they will be scared to eat anything in the house for weeks, including snagging your food for a quick bite.

- From Ryan H. in Dallas, TX

Scare The Hell Out of Mom Prank

I am 11 and on April Fools day, I told my mom I was going to use her shower because mine was busted. I brought a bottled of ketchup with me and I sprayed the stuff everywhere, then I screamed bloody murder. My mom came in and saw the “blood” everywhere and started gagging. It was so cool, even if I was grounded.

- From Allie O.

Makeover Surprise

You need to take someone you really dislike (preferably a blonde) and dye their hair…..

Step 1: Find someone who has shampoo that is not in a clear bottle.

Step 2: Squeeze all the shampoo out!

Step 3: Replace with dye (black is the biggest shock)

- From Hola

Girl Scout Prank

At Girl Scout camp we waded through the lake in the middle of the night to the YMCA camp, and hoisted a huge pear of Wal-Mart pants up the flag pole that said girl scouts rule!

More funny camp pranks.

- From Lin

Cop Joke

A cop pulled me over and asked me how fast I was going? I said, “You should know a-hole your the one that pulled me over.

- From Maria

Poo Gag

If someone pisses you off, get a bit of dog poo, (the fresher the better) and stick it under their car door handle, so it can’t be seen, when they go to open the door they get a handful of sh*t.

- From Danny B.

Clown Face

One of my favorite Funny Pranks is to take makeup and make a clown face on a sleeping friend. It’s a funny surprise when they wake up.

- From Laura N.

The Wet Sleepover Funny Prank

Wait until your victim is asleep. Then get a bowl full of water and stick their hand in it. In the morning they will have a rude awakening when they find out that last night they wet the bed.

- From Zach

Ketchup Packet Prank Surprise

Using 2 ketchup packs, (the type used for carry out fries). I laid one on top of another and rolled the bottoms up together like you would a tube of toothpaste. This creates a double sack of ketchup for the assault.

Using a pin, poke a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Now you have a ketchup pack that will squirt in two directions at once.

To set this funny prank in motion, place the premade pack below the foot under a toilet seat. The unsuspecting victim will sit down and get shot in the “nether regions” as well as creating a scary discharge into the toilet.

I got a guy who weighed about 250 and thought he had injured his rectum. He was relieved and irritated that it was not.

This was one of the funniest pranks I have ever done.

- From John M. in Silver Lake, OH

Very Tasty Drink Funny Prank

For this funny prank take your friend’s drink, preferably a non fizzy drink, and load it with salt. Whiskey works best.

Prepare a few drinks for you and your mates then challenge them to down it in 1 go! Make sure you know which drink is the salty one! Wait till you see your friend’s face ha ha (evil Laugh).

- From Simon the Whizzkid

Barfarama Funny Prank

You will need: A regular T-Shirt, A Hoody, An empty water bottle, A long tube, A big school with lots of kids, a principle who’s on your revenge list, A can of Potato Soup, Brown and Orange food coloring, and some friends you hire. Here is your prepwork:

1. Put your T-Shirt and Hoody on. Lift up your hoody and tape the empty water bottle on your shirt.
2. Mix the potato soup with brown and orange food coloring and anything you want to use for your barf.
3. Fill the water bottle with your throw-up and put one end of the tube in the bottle and put your hoody over it all. Run the other end of tube under your hoody to the top where it barely sticks out the top.

If you made a good bottle of puke people will think your friends are eating real barf!

WARNING: With your friends eating your throw-up other people might really barf! Stand Away.

- From Brandon

Car Whistle Prank

Take a long, narrow potato (one that will fit well into an exhaust pipe) and drill a hole in it long ways. Then rig a whistle in one end or find one of those long, thin whistles and stick it in the potato hole. Potato goes in the tailpipe. When the victim gets in the car and starts it up they’ll wonder where the hell that noise is coming from!

Or just buy and use the Tailpipe Auto Whistle

- From Whitney in Columbus, GA

(Mean Yet Funny Prank)

ARRRRGH MY F$@#ING EYES WHY DO THEY BURN?

Have you noticed how many times people rub their eyes? Well they do heaps you just don’t notice. Best to do this at a friend’s house if you are staying temporarily.

• Bring a knife and some very hot peppers. The hottest you can get your hands on!
• Cut the peppers into really fine pieces while your friend isn’t watching. (you can do it in the bathroom)
• Smear pepper juice all over the door knobs in the house (the victim grabs the knobs in the house not knowing of the substance smeared on the knob.
• Wash hands thoroughly.
• Sit back, act normal, and watch and ENJOY the pain of your victim (rubbing there eyes continuously making it worse).

- From Jack and Laurence, Cairns

Makeup Funny Prank

When your bud is sleeping put makeup on his/her face it’s the best prank I ever did it’s guaranteed to cause lots & lots of laughs!!!!!

- From Jodi

Purple Tooth Prank

My friend and I pulled this funny ass prank off. We got up around 4:30 in the morning. My dad gets up at 5 to get ready for work. We got some salt, peppers, and some purple dye (color optional). Make SURE you put the salt on as it makes dye last longer on the brush. After you have put salt on the brush and doused it in dye you should clean up placing the toothbrush back in place. Hope you have as much #*$@ing fun as we did. Embarrass your victim later by saying, “HEY PURPLE
TOOTH in public!!!”

- From Jack and Laurence, Cairns

Hot Mouth

If you are sleeping over at a friends house get some hot sauce (and I mean hot, hot sauce) and when they fall asleep put it in there mouth and lips and wait for them to wake up screaming, “Hot, hot, hot!”

- From Mike the Rookie

Vicious Auto Accident Prank

The other day I was talking to my friend, on my cell phone. I noticed a train coming down the nearby railroad tracks, I got a wonderful idea as I was very close to the train track. In the middle of one of my friend’s sentences, the train blew its whistle. I quickly and in a frightened voice said, “oh my god – a train!” Ya see the last he knew, I was in my car driving home but in reality I was simply at a gas station standing near the tracks. I then screamed, “Holy shit!” as the train’s second whistle bellowed, which was obviously closer and louder. I closed my cell quickly with a loud clasp to abruptly end the call. He had to think that I was in a terrible train accident! I called him back immediately to show that I wasn’t really injured. He laughed pretty hard and then I took a crap on his face!

- From Ben Dover in Columbia City, IN

Bologna Suprise (Simple Yet Seriously Funny Prank)

I live in Kansas and I mailed my aunt a piece of bologna . . . . she lives in Arizona!

- From Cameron in Kansas

House Warming Prank

My friend and I did a little housewarming prank for some friends involving some yard decorations. We purchased odd as hell items and then planted them in their front yard. They thought their neighbors were messing with them.

- From Kate!

Fake Winnings Funny Prank

Recently, I typed up a letter congratulating my victim for winning the monthly “Customer Appreciation Contest” at the local Pizza Hut. In the letter it outlined that they won large pizza’s, free appetizer’s, free drinks and a coupon book worth over $300.00 of free stuff.

Of course, everything was made up. There was no contest and the location of the restaurant was made up (make them go to a nearby town they aren’t familiar with). At the top of the page was the familiar Pizza Hut logo, which was easily saved and pasted in the letter I found off the Internet. You can even put the logo on the outside of the envelope with the made up return address. Send it off. I happen to be at my victim’s house when he got the mail that day. They were so excited. They asked me if I wanted to go with them. I quickly declined their offer.

Off they went to get their rewards. They called me later and couldn’t find the Pizza Hut that was stated in the letter. They drove almost thirty miles out of the way trying to find this Pizza Hut. Then they called me back saying they called a Pizza Hut and told them about the letter. They said it was a hoax and they would never give that much food away for free. It was funny, and yes I confessed. Now they want me to send the letter to their relatives and friends.

- From tall Paul

Paper on the Ass Gag

Ok, I did this funny prank at school once. Take a piece of paper and put it on a chair (paper should be same color as the chair.) Put clear glue on the paper and someone will sit on it and be walking around with paper on their but all day.

- From Syreena

Christmas Prank

If someone really wants a dog or something really big for Christmas then this is how you can prank them. Get a big box and put one of your friend’s inside the box wearing a creepy mask (make sure the friend is alive for this one) and then wrap the box. Have your friend make dog noises or they can just sit there. When the person starts opening their presents they will obviously want to open the big gift first. Just think how great it will be when your friends or family member opens that box and they get a hell of a scare from your friend. Hopefully they crap their pants.

- From Kelly

A Couple of Mean Pranks

• Glue down all of someone’s make-up to the counter.
• Put itching powder on his/her toilet paper.
• Put flour on their pillow.
• Put food coloring in his/her shampoo.

- From Anna

Sleepover Prank

This prank is really funny, I did it last week. First get to a sleepover with two boys and more people if you want them to laugh. Then when they fall asleep get the deepest sleeper and get him into the other person’s sleeping bag. I got some friends to help me lift him up into it. Once he is inside, you can take their clothes off and put their arms around each other. Then when they are wrapped up and one wakes up they will be confused and won’t know what they did! (This will really make them blush).

- From Ann Ulsex in Madison, Wisconsin

Funny Office Prank

Take any umbrella and fill it with any amount of small objects and place back in its original
position. Works best at the office.

More office pranks.

- From Ancient Mumu

Post-It Note Camp Prank

One week at camp this past summer, I and my friends decided to go down in CCA history at Forest Home. CCA’s are volunteers that help out with the family camp kids. Anyways, we are treated like dirt by all of the staff, even the most of our counselors. So we decided to post-it note one of our counselor’s car (one that we actually liked). We covered the entire car in yellow post-its, and it was very time consuming for our counselor to remove them the next morning. HAHA!

More funny camp pranks.

- From Zam

Vacuum Cleaner and Ketchup

Get ketchup, a vacuum cleaner, and put it on your big toe. Turn the vacuum cleaner on and act like your toe got caught in it.

- From Devin Buck in Alabama

Camp Prank

I was a camp counselor and had many pranks played on me along with playing a few myself. As a rookie counselor of 24 years old on my first day of camp I made the mistake of wearing white shorts, white
Bobby-socks, white canvas sneakers, and an expensive summer sweater. Big mistake!!! I discovered a bucket of sticky black tar at the bottom of the steps of my cabin.

That is, I discovered the bucket of tar AFTER it became attached to my foot!!! By the end of the day, I had tar all over myself, and my outfit was ruined!!! I found out that another counselor, about 20 years my elder, played the prank on me. She was not laughing so loudly after I put DRANO in her laundry detergent.

More funny camp pranks.

- From Debbie

Mashed Potatoe Suprise Prank

If you are having someone sleeping over who you are just dying to do a prank to, here is a good one. You need another friend to help you pull it off. Have your friend hold the girls arms up and get some mashed potatoes. Lift up her bra and smear the potatoes over her breast and put the bra back she’ll be surprised when she wakes up the next morning. Also to embarrass her you can take pics of her after you do it.

- From Tory

Orajel, What the Hell?

For this funny prank, take one of those small travel sized tubes of regular toothpaste and empty it completely, then refill the empty tube with an entire tube of Orajel (you know that stuff that people use to numb canker soars and tooth aches). If done correctly the next time anyone uses that tube of toothpaste they will surprisingly find that their entire mouth is completely numb. The prank will last about 15 minutes or so. That’s plenty of time to enjoy it.

- From Vaughn J.

Revenge Prank

This prank I did for revenge. One day I was walking home from school and I was walking by my victim’s
house and of course I couldn’t pass this one up. I had a firework smoke gernade. I secretly walked up to
his car, which was unlocked, lit the firework, put it in his car, and hauled ass.

- From Richard G.

Another Camp Prank

Once at Camp Humperton, I put my bare butt on another camp counselor’s face while she was trying to sleep and the cabin was pitch black.
Her name was Tracie. It might not sound that bad, but my butt is potched full of wierd craters and I have really bad B.O. (Butt Oder).
Trust me, you would not like to be on the recieving end of my bare rank ass.

More funny camp pranks.

- From Joey S. of Cleavland, OH

Tripwire Funny Prank

You need some party poppers, dental floss,
Duct tape, and Talcum powder or whatever you feel like shooting
at someone to pull off this funny prank.

First off, remove the bottom cardboard disk of the party popper and take out the ribbons that normally get shot out of it. Replace the innards with your talcum powder or other powdery substance and reinsert/replace the disk. Now attach the string end you pull to detonate the popper to one end of the dental floss. Choose a place to put the tripwire (e.g. the inside of a door frame) and use duct tape to attach the party popper facing towards your intended victim (preferably head or crotch height). Roll out enough dental floss and tie it to something solid. When the wire is tripped, the explosive will shoot the
Talcum powder out at the person who tripped the booby wire (covering them in it). Hours of pranking fun!

- From Jono

Stick It to The Lazy Ass Soldier Prank

Try this one on someone who is always running really late:

While in the Army, there was a fellow soldier who always overslept and had to be awakened by myself and a friend of mine. Finally, we decided to make a point. We used duct tape to tape the outside of his door frame (the door opened in) with the sticky side facing the inside of the room. We then turned the hallway lights off and stated beating on his door, telling him that he was late and the first sergeant wanted him at formation NOW.

At the sound of a groggy, “I’M UP” we ran down the stairs to formation and waited. About 6 or 7 minutes later, he arrived in formation with
gray duct tape attached to his uniform. What made it even better was the fact that he was still putting it on while he was on his way out the door. He was NEVER late for formation again.

This also works for college dorms and late night fire drills!!

- From Mike

Kitchen Fountain Prank Variant

Another variant on the kitchen fountain prank (with the sprayer) is to use electrical tape, since the sprayer is usually a black color. The colors
match and the tape is a lot harder to see than the rubber band.

- From Mike

Perfect Summer Camp Funny Prank

One day in summer camp, I made fun of some girls who were standing nearby. That night, I had a bad feeling something bad was going to happen but I went to sleep anyway. In the morning I was covered in
makeup, nail polish, lipstick, etc… I never went to that camp again!

More funny camp pranks.

- From Oliver H.

Classic Funny Prank: Get Them Wet Trick

You need a funnel, a penny, a glass or bucket of water handy, and one gullible victim.

Tell your friends/victim that you can do a great trick. Put the funnel in your pants and put the penny on your chin. Drop the penny off your chin into the funnel. When they see you perform this easy trick they will either want to try it or tell if you anyone can do that. When they do, challenge them to go ahead and try. After your victim has the funnel in their pants, and as they put the penny up onto their face, you pour the water into the funnel.

If your victim is not laughing, you should start running.

- From Mathew

The Classic Flaming Bag of Poop Prank

Ok, for this prank you take a paper bag and u put dog $#!+ in it. Then you stuff the bag with dry leaves or paper. Then light it on fire and let it melt on there porch or you can just ring the door bell and run and they’ll stomp on it and have dog $#!+ on there feet.

- From Jordan and Neal

Mean Toilet Paper Prank

This works best if you’re sharing a toilet with someone, like in a hotel or hostel etc:

Sneak the toilet paper from the bathroom and unravel a few feet of it. Slice up a few fresh chilies and sprinkle them over the paper. Leave it a few minutes for the juice to soak up and dry, then roll up the paper and put it back in the bathroom. Wait ’til someone goes for a crap!

- From Gart

Jelled Toilet Bowl Surprise Prank

My friends and I had been planning funny pranks for months that we would play some really nasty tricks on the teachers for the last day of school. We came up with some great ones, putting food coloring in the toilets or putting exploding pens on the teacher’s desk. My favorite prank was “The Jelly Bowl”.

Get two packets of jelly crystals in your desired color (mix them together if you want), some hot water, and a long stick.

Go into the teacher’s bathroom, make sure someone keeps watch, and put the hot water into each toilet bowl, then put the jelly crystals into the toilet bowl. It’s better if each toilet is a different color. Stir the mix with the stick and let it set over night, by morning it will be solid and they won’t be able to just flush it away!!!

Another funny prank to do would have been to fill the sinks with water and do the same thing (again using different colors).
Works like a charm!

- From Osiris

Sleepover Prank

This prank works best at sleepover parties. While everyone else has gone to sleep, choose yourself a victim. Then, go into the kitchen and grab yourself a tomato. Go over to the sleeping victim and put the tomato down the back of their pants. In the middle of the night, the victim will roll around and most likely will squash the tomato and by morning it will be very warm from their body heat.

When they wake up they think, “oh shit” . . . literally, oh SHIT!

- From Chris, the PrankPrince

Puzzling Funny Prank

If your friend is making a puzzle take about five pieces out of there puzzle and take five pieces of another puzzle with similar colors and then swap them. At the end of the puzzle they will be stumped.

- From Carey

Classic Lead Face Quarter Funny Prank

You take a dime/quarter, or any coin with the roughed edges, trace the outside of the coin with a pencil so the edges have graphite on them, and then tell you friend they can have the quarter if they can roll it down the middle of their nose and catch it. Once they roll it down their nose, they will have a long black strip of lead down their face.

- From Jonathon

I Can’t See Funny Prank

My cousin and I went to a nature park
one day, with their two dogs (a border collie and a poodle).
We put a harness on them, put on sunglasses, and waved sticks
in front of us as if we were blind. Through the sunglasses,
we could see everyone’s expressions without them seeing
that we could actually see where we were going. We began
to stumble everywhere, and it was so much fun. Many little
kids would stand away from us and stare. And some people
even offered to help us. It was all we could do to keep
from laughing like crazy and spilling our story…

- From Deann B.

Couple of Revenge Pranks for Women

- Boil your mark’s high heels in hot water and dry them in the oven. They’ll shrink almost a shoe size.

- Smear Vaseline in your mark’s sneakers and sprinkle sand. She’ll never completely clean it out, and the slimy and gritty feels lasts forever.

- From Debbie

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