Funny Pranks from Bryan

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Bladder Control Problem

Every family has a heavy sleeper. When this person is sleeping, take a bowl of warm water, and put a part of the person’s body in the water, preferably fingers or toes. The person will usually wake up in a puddle of their own urine.

Mischief on the Rocks

Many older refrigerators do not have an ice maker, and the owner must resort to freezing water in an ice tray. Well, if you or a friend has this problem, you are in luck. Go into the kitchen and get an ice tray. If there are cubes in it, remove them. Now, find the vinegar and fill every square with it. Put it in the fridge and let it freeze. The victim might want some iced tea. He gets a glass, puts the frozen vinegar in, thinking its ice. Watch as he spits out his iced tea in utter disgust. This practical joke can be used on an even larger scale. Say you are at a party. You can whip up some of these sour cubes and put them in the margaritas for everyone to enjoy.

Ceiling Fun

This funny prank requires fishing line. At night, go into the victim's bedroom. Take the fishing line and tie it around all of the blades of the victims ceiling fan, at the center of the blades, where they meet the light fixture. Tie the other end of the line to an object on the shelf or desk. Like a coffee mug, or a lamp. Leave the room and make sure the lights are off. The victim will walk in, and flip the switch, which turns on the light and the ceiling fan. If done correctly, the fan will reel in the line, dragging whatever was on the other end off its resting place, and if light enough, up into the blades.

For different results, just tie the string to one of the blades. Then the object will fly around the room in circles.

Hearing loss, and you.

Go around the house, and adjust every stereo and TV set to MAX volume. When they are loud as possible, turn them off, so when they are turned on again, by the victim, he gets blasted by 300 decibels of white noise from a bad channel or frequency.

Got a friend who plays the electric guitar? Good. When he isn't around, turn the volume knob on his guitar to max, and take the knob off, and put it back on wrong, to them it seems like the volume is at a reasonable level. Do the same to the amp. He will probably have to buy a new amp, and a hearing aid.

Stop the Car!

Duct tape is mankind?s greatest invention ever. Stretch it flat across the road, with the sticky side up. A car will run over the tape, and sometimes, the driver will believe he popped a tire.

Here is a good one: A while back, my older brother, who works at a petroleum processing plant, took a large roll of red tape from the storage room. He decided to tape it under his co-worker's car, to the muffler. He tied the other end to a parking sign, and sure enough, the victim drove off after work, dragging 100 feet of red tape behind him.

When you're buddy is at work, find his car in the parking lot and fill it with empty beer cans.

Clean it up!

Here is a good college dorm prank. Collect all of your empty beer cans for a long period of time. Stack them up in your friend's dorm room when he is away, so when he opens the door, all of the cans get knocked down and create a huge mess for him to clean up.

Elevator Fun

In Nashville, Tennessee I performed a glorious prank in an expensive hotel. The hotel had a glass elevator. I went in, and before getting back out, I squeezed out a foul smelling egg fart. I emerged from the elevator, and a family of four stepped inside and closed the doors. I stood from a good vantage point and saw their horrified, disgusted facial expressions through the glass as they were trapped in the stinking vessel. I even saw a little finger pointing going on in there.

Elevators are great for pranks. A good idea, is to covertly put up an elaborate sign just below the call button for the elevator, on the wall where nobody would immediately see it. The sign should read, "Obese individuals are strictly prohibited from using the elevators." Stand out side and survey the scene. Observe the reactions of the many overweight people reading the sign. You can also put up another sign, inside the elevator, that says, "USE THE STAIRS, YOU BLIMP!"

Public Bathrooms

In a public restroom, there are many possibilities. Get a bucket and fill it with ice cold water. Dump it over the stall on someone who is taking a shit. You will have some time to flee the scene, since he will be reluctant to run out of the stall with no pants on. By the time you get out, you should hear him scream, "What the HELL?"

Or put a thin layer of hot aftershave on the lids. YOW!

Aerosol dusters are canned sprayers sold in many office retail stores. Some people know that if you turn the can upside down and spray, the icy cold substance oozes out. Spray that stuff on the toilet seat and listen for the scream of the poor bastard who set his bare ass on the icy cold substance!

In a public showering facility, many people drape their clothing and towel over the edge of the stall, so it won't get wet. Take them and run away.

Airport Tomfoolery

Dress up like an Arab at the airport and observe everyone's racist reactions.

Arrange some objects in a suitcase so they spell an obscene word when passing through the X-Ray.

Fill a suitcase with cookie dough. Now the cops will have to dig through that stuff, feeling around for contraband.

Office Pranks

In the office, take a yellow highlighter, and coat another one's lid with the yellow ink. It will be invisible, because it blends in with the color of the highlighter. Place the inked highlighter on someone's desk and watch them pick it up and get yellow stuff on their hands. Better yet, try dipping a highlighter in the toilet. Imagine the shock the victim will feel when he smells the liquid on his hand.

With scotch tape, you can really mess with someone in the office! Find the printer and put scotch tape loops between the top pages, so when the victim prints, the printer drags in a bunch of other paper.

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The Best Part of Waking Up

When people are asleep, they are completely vulnerable. For instance, set a wet condom that looks like it has been used next to the victim, on a nearby table. Now pin a 10 dollar bill to the victim's shirt and see what happens when he wakes up.

Or, stick a match between the victim's toes and light it. Let it burn down to his toe and watch him. Or leave the room and pretend you are asleep.

Using plastic wrap, wrap up the entire bed, to where the victim can't get up.

- From Bryan the annonymous

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